Call me maybe - Parodies

Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)

There’s a stranger in my bed,
There’s a pounding my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ’s passed out in the yard
Barbie’s on the barbeque
There’s a hickie or a bruise
Pictures of last night
Eended up online
I’m screwed
Oh well
It’s a black top blur
But I’m pretty sure it ruled
Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we’re gonna stop
Whoa
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Trying to connect the dots
Don’t know what to tell my boss
Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the floor
With my favorite party dress
Warrants out for my arrest
Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I’m screwed
Oh well
It’s a blacked out blur
But I’m pretty sure it ruled
Damn! 
Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credits card
And got kicked out of the bars
So we hit the boulevards
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping int he dark
Then had a menage a trois
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we’re gonna stop
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we’re gonna stop
Whoa
This Friday night
Do it all again.

Katy Perry - Firework

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?

Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under screams but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's a spark in you?

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, oh
As you shoot across the sky

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, oh
You're gonna leave 'em falling down

You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow

Maybe you're reason why all the doors are closed
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/k/katy-perry-lyrics/firework-lyrics.html ]
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
And when it's time, you'll know

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, oh
As you shoot across the sky

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, oh
You're gonna leave 'em falling down

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through

'Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, oh
As you shoot across the sky

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, oh
You're gonna leave 'em falling down

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon.

Katy Perry - E.T. ft. Kanye West

You’re so hypnotizing
Could you be the devil?
Could you be an angel?
Your touch magnetizing
Feels like I am floating
Leave my body glowing

They say be afraid
You’re not like the others
Futuristic lover
Different DNA
They don’t understand you

(Chorus)
You’re from a whole
Another world
A different dimension

You’re open my eyes
And I’m ready tog
Lead me into the light

Kiss me k-k- kiss me
Infect me with your love
And fill me with your poison

Take me t-t- take me
Wanna be your victim,
Ready for abduction

Boy, you’re an alien,
You’re touch so far away
Its supernatural, extrarrestrial

You’re so supersonic
Wanna feel your powers,
Stub me with your lasers

Your kiss is cosmic,
Every move is magic


(Chorus)
You’re from a whole
Another world
A different dimension

You’re open my eyes
And I’m ready tog
Lead me into the light
Kiss me k-k- kiss me
Infect me with your love
And fill me with your poison

Take me t-t- take me
Wanna be your victim,
Ready for abduction

Boy, you’re an alien,
You’re touch so far away
Its supernatural, extrarrestrial

There is this transcendental
On another level
Boy you’re my lucky star

I wanna walk on your wave length
And be there when you vibrate
For you I risk it all, all

Kiss me k-k- kiss me
Infect me with your love
And fill me with your poison

Take me t-t- take me
Wanna be your victim,
Ready for abduction

Boy, you’re an alien,
You’re touch so far away
Its supernatural, extrarrestrial

Extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial

Boy, you’re an alien,
You’re touch so far away
Its supernatural, extrarrestrial.

Katy Perry - California Gurls ft. Snoop Dogg

Greetings loved ones,
Let’s take a journey.
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener,
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water.
Sippin’ gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees,
The boys break their necks
Trying to creep a little sneak peek. (At us).

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Golden Coast,
Once you party with us
You’ll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh.
 [Coro:]
California girls
We’re unforgettable,
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top,
Sun-kissed skin
So hot,
Will melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh.
California girls
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West Coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh.
Sex on a beach
We get sand in our stilletos
We freak in my jeep
Snoop Doggy-Dog on the stereo.


[Coro]
[Snoop Dogg]
Tone, Tan, Fit and ready
Turn it up cause its gettin’ heavy,
Wild wild west coast
These are the girls I love the most.
I mean the ones
I mean like shes the one,
Kiss her,
Touch her,
Squeeze her buns.
The girls a freak
She drives a jeep
The men on the beach
I’m O.K.
I won’t play
I love the bait
Just like I love L.A.,
Venice beach
and Palm Springs
Summer time is everything.
Come on boys, hanging out
All that ass hanging out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis, no weenies
Just a king and a queenie
Katy my lady (yeah)
You looking here baby (uh huh)
I’m all up on you
Cause you representing California
(Ohhh yeahh).
[Coro]
(Californiaaa, Californiaaa)
California girls, man
I wish they all could be California girls
(Californiaaa)
I really wish you all could be California girls
(Californiaaa, yeah).

Katy Perry - Teenage Dream

You think I'm pretty
Without any make-up on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punch line wrong
I know you get me
So I'll let my walls come down, down

Before you met me
I was alright
But things were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my valentine, valentine

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever

You make me
Feel like
I'm living a, teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I, can't, sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

My, heart, stops
When you look at me
Just, one, touch
Now baby I believe
This, is, real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

We drove to Cali
And got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and
Built a fort out of sheets
I finally found you
My missing puzzle piece
I'm complete

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever

You, make, me
Feel like
I'm living a, teenage, dream
The way you turn me on
I, can't, sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

My, heart, stops
When you look at me
Just, one, touch
Now baby I believe
This, is, real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

I'm a get your heart racing
In my skin-tight jeans
Be a teenage dream tonight

Let you put your hands on me
In my skin-tight jeans
Be a teenage dream tonight
(tonight, tonight, tonight)

You, make, me
Feel like
I'm living a, teenage, dream
The way you turn me on
I, can't, sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

My, heart, stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This, is, real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

I'm a get your heart racing
In my skin-tight jeans
Be a teenage dream tonight

Let you put your hands on me
In my skin-tight jeans
Be a teenage dream tonight
(Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight).

Katy Perry - Hot N Cold

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah you, PMS
Like a bitch
I would know

And you over think
Always speak
Cryptically

I should know
That you're no good for me

[CHORUS]
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(you) You don't really want to stay, no
(but you) But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down

We used to be
Just like twins
So in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead battery
Used to laugh bout nothing
Now you're plain boring

I should know that
You're not gonna change

[CHORUS]

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bi-polar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes

[CHORUS 2:]
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(you) You don't really want to stay, no
(but you) But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down, down...